Thursday, December 9, 2010

Urf Professor

Yes that's the movie's name which I watched a week back, it's a 2001 movie Sharman Joshi and Antra Mali are the lead but not really but can say only recognized face, this one is one of those 'C' Grade movies, which has very poor production values some really corny scenes and dialogues and about the story lines, anyone remember those Ryze days one of us would start a story and next person would take a cue and write the next line and then the next person would put another line and goes on like that for 150 odd line, this story of this is also on the similar lines.

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I find it bit funny but somewhere down they lost it, agenda of the story was not to have any agenda, it starts with

A couple is about to start their wedding life, the husband says lets confess about our past life so that we will have no guilt and start our new life so he confess about his ex two relationship and ask his wife to do so.

she says she did not loved anyone but had physical relationship with many.

Husband decides to put an end to his wife's life he hires professor to kill his wife

Professor by mistake kills some other woman

Wife comes to know about this plot and she hires another killer to kill her husband

The other killer is professors colleague

They kills the husband and takes the money from wife and kills the wife which husband already paid

Professor has a habit of purchasing lottery tickets and rent sex books from library

Mistaken woman's husband gives money to some contract killer and ask them that they were suppose to kill her in parking lot why did they killed her in swimming pool

Raju is a small taxi thief, he steals taxis and repaint them and sell them along with his freind

Raju's friend ask him to take a big leap and steal BMW or Merc

Professor parks his Merc to make a call from PCO Raju steals his Merc

Raju is on his way to garage to repaint the Merc

He meets Maya on his way and gives her a lift

Maya thinks he is a big business man and he thinks she is a big fashion designer

Maya ask him to stop his car and hand over all his money, she is a crook

Raju is also no less than a crook, he is not a business man, he stole this Merc.

Suddenly they hear noise from the car's dickey

They find a bleeding man in the dickey and as soon as they open he dies

After seeing this Maya collapse

He takes Maya and the Merc to his friends garage

They move Maya out of the Merc and leaves the Merc at an isolated place

When Maya comes to conscious she says that her purse is left in the Merc

Raju and Maya goes back to the Merc

As Maya was about to take back her purse she see a big bag full of money on the back seat of car

They take the bag full of money and elope but again forget to take her purse

Professor finds his Merc and also see that the bag full of money is missing

Finds Maya's address from the purse

Professor reaches Maya's house, Maya and Raju ditches professor and takes all the money

Maya and Raju are on the way to Shirdi when Maya takes all the money and runs away while Raju is on sleep

Raju decides not to trust any women anymore and start to lead a simple life as a taxi driver

Professor is badly hurt, he is administered by a rookie doctor

Professor's boss's son is killed by rival gang, his face is completely damaged

Professor takes the body to a undertaker who is good at doing makeup to the dead body

Undertaker refuse to do the makeup as there is nothing left on his face

Professor bully him and says if don't correct his face as the photograph he will torture him to death

Undertaker finds a duplicate of the person on the photograph ask him to lie on the coffin for few hours until professor's boss comes

Professor comes and sees the duplicate's body and thinks that undertaker has done a good job, and thinks that it need to look real as there is no bullet mark on his forehead, pulls his pistol and shoots the duplicate on the forehead

Professor's boss wants the rival gang's leader dead

Before killing rival gang's leader professor by mistake puts his lottery ticket in the sexercise book and return it to the library

Librarian's boy friend is struggling actor

Librarian's  boyfriend comes to meet her in the library and see the sexercise book takes that to home

He see the lottery ticket in the book and reads the number and puts it back in the book

Next day morning he gets a call that he is offered a lead role in a video film

He goes to the shoot to find out that the video film is a blue film

He walks out of the shoot

Whilst walking down the street he see a lottery shop, to his shock that 2 crore jackpot lottery is the one which he saw yesterday inside the sexercise book

He finds out that the book is been returned to the library and finds that it's been taken by some Rose

He goes to Rose's house, Rose already comes to know that she has the winning lottery, he fights with Rose, Rose boyfriend comes in rescue and beats him red and blue

Professor goes to Librarian's house and ask her where is the winning lottery, she says it is with Rose and gives her the address

Professor goes to Rose's house and kills her and her boyfriend to get his lottery ticket

Librarian's boyfriend return to Rose's house and kills professor in the process of fight he swallows the lottery ticket

He wanted to take help from the rookie doctor to take that lottery ticket out, rookie doctor instead kills him and claims the ticket

Professor is dead

Undertaker is now alcoholic because of guilt as the duplicate died because of him

Librarian is sad and continue to work for library

Rookie doctor is now having a big hospital

Raju is standing in a taxi stand, Maya comes running and sits in his taxi and ask him to start

Raju says this time he won't help her

Police comes, on second thought he start his taxi and speeds up

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